Sheercore

I am not dead (yet)

Matt Legend Gemmell — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:03:39 +0000

Sorry for the huuuuuuuge delay in updating Sheercore. I’ve been working on cool things, and was just too busy and/or lazy. I PROMISE TO BE BETTER IN FUTURE. SERIOUSLY.

Edit Menu

Matt Legend Gemmell — Tue, 02 Oct 2007 00:01:11 +0000

I could be called Menu Man. Or perhaps “The Editor”. Panel 1: A girl is standing talking to a guy. Girl: "My number is 555-3826" Guy invokes the power of the Copy command to copy the phone number. Panel 2: Guy is looking for his car keys. Guy: "Where the hell did I put the car keys?" Guy invokes the power [...]

Debugging

Matt Legend Gemmell — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 00:01:01 +0000

You know how when you’re debugging code and instead of using the debugger you just put in log messages, so you can trace where the program actually gets to? Yeah, well the actual messages used tend to be different for each developer. Here’s a sampling of some of ours. We see a file of source code, with [...]

Pet Names

Matt Legend Gemmell — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 00:01:59 +0000

Another good one would be naming a huge boa-constrictor “The Chiropractor”. Quite terrifying. Panel 1: Fun Things To Do, #63: Name pets "The [medical specialty]" Panel 2: A man is standing on his doorstep at night-time. Man: "The Osteopath! HERE, THE OSTEOPATH!” Panel 3: A woman has just arrived at work. Woman: “Sorry I’m late. I could not find [...]

Easter Egg

Matt Legend Gemmell — Mon, 10 Sep 2007 00:01:38 +0000

Lauren can get away with things like this because she’s cute and has a good work ethic. OR DOES SHE? Panel 1: Lauren at her computer. Her boss is standing nearby, but cannot see her screen. Boss: "How goes the coding?" Lauren: "Oh, pretty good actually." Panel 2: Lauren's computer plays a sound: "EA Games - Challenge Everything" Panel 3: Lauren: "That's an [...]