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Panel 1: Tim Cook stands on stage, addressing the audience.
Tim Cook: "In these challenging times, Apple wants to help your business succeed too."

Panel 2: A shiny metal android, the iCEO, stands beside Tim Cook on stage.
Tim Cook: "So, we're entering the emerging "Automated Corporate Governance" market with the new Apple iCEO."

Panel 3:
Tim Cook: "Here's Jonathan Ive to talk about the design process."

Panel 4: Jonathan Ive takes the stage.
Jonathan Ive: "It was a challenge crafting a replica of Steve's bottom from one piece of aluminum."

Panel 5:
Jonathan Ive: "iCEO offers our trademark ease-of-use via voice recognition."

Panel 6:
Jonathan Ive: "... with just a little of Steve's own personality thrown in."

Panel 7: The iCEO is standing in a boardroom beside a long meeting-table where several executives sit.
iCEO: "Really ship this crapwad iPhone knock-off? Say 'Don't Ship', or 'I'm an _asshole'."

Tooltip: When iCEO is asleep, it casts a soft, pulsating white Apple logo against the wall.