Thursday 29th January, 2009
Showmanship
The coffin was 100% recyclable, and had a battery life of 20 hours between charges.
Panel 1: Theory: Apparent illness may in fact be consummate showmanship. Panel 2: A minister stands before the coffin of Steve Jobs. Minister: "... and so we commit the body of Steven P. Jobs to its final resting place." Panel 3: Steve Jobs sits up, alive. The minister is now listening to an iPod. Steve Jobs: "One more thing." Tooltip: He then climbed out and introduced the iMac Touch.

January 29th, 2009 at 4:47 pm
ROFLMAO! EPIC PWIN!