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Thursday 29th January, 2009

Showmanship

The coffin was 100% recyclable, and had a battery life of 20 hours between charges.

Panel 1: Theory: Apparent illness may in fact be consummate showmanship.

Panel 2: A minister stands before the coffin of Steve Jobs.
Minister: "... and so we commit the body of Steven P. Jobs to its final resting place."

Panel 3: Steve Jobs sits up, alive. The minister is now listening to an iPod.
Steve Jobs: "One more thing."

Tooltip: He then climbed out and introduced the iMac Touch.

One Response to “Showmanship”

  1. Bored Astronaut Says:

    ROFLMAO! EPIC PWIN!

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