Monday 3rd September, 2007
Unsportsmanlike
All my controllers have teeth-marks on them (for all my consoles, going back to my first Kempston joystick with the ZX Spectrum years ago). So does my iPod’s remote control, come to think of it. I have some impulse control problems when I’m frustrated.
I get a little crazy when I play Wii Sports. Panel 1: Matt is standing playing Wii Sports. Matt: "You like that? You like it in the face?!" Panel 2: Matt: "It's the Grand National of cock-jockeys!" Panel 3: Matt: "I will put that racket in your fucking eye!" Panel 4: Then I realise I forgot to stay hydrated. Lauren: "Honey...?" Matt: (lying on floor) "I feel tingly." Tooltip: I once played Ocarina of Time (on the N64) for pretty much 36 hours straight. When I walked through to bed, I could see a Z-targeting indicator in front of me.
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