August 27th, 2007
One-Punch
These are all proven techniques, listed in increasing order of effectiveness. Hot tip: in real life, I’d advise trying method 2, then method 1, then finally the one-punch. For ultimate results, do them one after another without pausing:
“There are squirrels on your shoulder! But that’s what makes us so similar, don’t you think?” *POW*
Job done.
Techniques for dealing with angry drunks Method 1: Diplomacy. Matt and a drunk are standing facing each other. Matt: "Can't we all just get along?" Method 2: Confusion. Matt: "I just loved your new album!” Method 3: One-punch. Matt punches the drunk out. Tooltip: Problem: solved.


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