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Saturday 25th August, 2007

Inappropriate

I am thoroughly ashamed to say that all these things actually happened. Ladies: be warned. I may seem like I’d be a good person to confide in, but I will say something terribly wrong.

I can't help saying inappropriate things when talking to women.

Panel 1: She was dressed up as a golfer.
Matt: "You're the 19th hole!"

Panel 2: Reminding her to take her contraceptive pill.
Matt: "Taken the baby torpedo yet?"

Panel 3: Her boyfriend had slept with 2 of his female friends.
Matt: "High-fives all round!"

Tooltip: ...No-one for a high-five? Don't leave a brother hanging! COME ON! ... No? Oh fine.

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