Sheercore

You thought that secret identities and weaknesses were the only things superheroes had to hide – not so!

By the way, can you imagine the coolness of having Johnny Storm at a rock concert? Seriously. You’re all like screaming “IT’S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOOOOWN!”, holding your Zippo aloft, and he’s hovering twelve feet above you, literally on fire.

There are just no words for that level of awesomeness.

Panel 1: The Human Torch (Johnny Storm) has a season pass to all KISS concerts.
The Human Torch is aflame, hovering above a crowd at a rock concerts, many of whom have lighters lit and raised in the air.

Panel 2: Batman sometimes wears the suit to bed because it "feels nice".
Batman is lying in bed, wearing his bat-suit. He is thinking "Rubbery".

Panel 3: Wolverine is angry because he cannot safely masturbate.
Wolverine is standing with his claws extended, furious.

Tooltip: I mean, I guess it would heal up quick enough. But... damn.

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