August 22nd, 2007
Unfeasible
An RSS feed for your heart would avoid so many misunderstandings. It would have to be a password-protected feed, of course. No question about it.
Panel 1: People misunderstand me sometimes. Matt is standing with his palms facing upwards. Panel 2: If I'm trying to be funny, they see it as unkind. Matt is talking to Lauren, and she seems angry. Panel 3: Or I'll use the wrong words, and end up saying the opposite of what I mean. Matt is talking to Neil. Panel 4: It can be quite disheartening. Matt is talking to Chris Miller. Panel 5: Especially since all the solutions I think of are so unfeasible. Matt is standing alone, looking sad. Panel 6: Matt is thinking. The thought-bubble contains a heart and an RSS feed icon. Tooltip: It's almost a pop song: "Subscribe to my Heart".



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