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Wednesday 22nd August, 2007

Unfeasible

An RSS feed for your heart would avoid so many misunderstandings. It would have to be a password-protected feed, of course. No question about it.

Panel 1: People misunderstand me sometimes.
Matt is standing with his palms facing upwards.

Panel 2: If I'm trying to be funny, they see it as unkind.
Matt is talking to Lauren, and she seems angry.

Panel 3: Or I'll use the wrong words, and end up saying the opposite of what I mean.
Matt is talking to Neil.

Panel 4: It can be quite disheartening.
Matt is talking to Chris Miller.

Panel 5: Especially since all the solutions I think of are so unfeasible.
Matt is standing alone, looking sad.

Panel 6:
Matt is thinking. The thought-bubble contains a heart and an RSS feed icon.

Tooltip: It's almost a pop song: "Subscribe to my Heart".

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