Sheercore

Panel 1: Matt is standing, addressing the reader.
Matt: "There was this really obnoxious guy at the pub last night."

Panel 2:
Matt: "He was making a big deal about knowing all these vaguely famous people."

Panel 3:
Matt: "Like that somehow made him cooler!”

Panel 4:
Matt: “I just thought he was kind of a pathetic loser.”

Panel 5:
Matt: “Anyhow, excuse me. I have friends coming over.”

Panel 6: Matt and T-Rex (from Dinosaur Comics) are standing talking.
Matt: “What up, T?”
T-Rex: “SUUUUUUUUUPPPP!”

Tooltip: T-Rex then spent most of the night talking about his creepy neighbours, and freaked everyone out.