Sheercore

I wish someone would give me a list of the things women do and don’t want to be called. Whenever I guess, I’m usually wrong.

For example, I’m not even allowed to introduce us as “Five-time Emmy award-winning anchor Matt Legend Gemmell, and Tits McGee.” Who knew?

Panel 1: Things I'm not allowed to call my fiancee, #27

Panel 2: Matt and Lauren are standing talking. Lauren has just arrived home.
Lauren: "Hi honey!"
Matt: "Hey there, sex-face!"

Panel 3: Matt is now alone. A door has been slammed off-panel.
Matt sighs.

Tooltip: Why do I have to learn all life's lessons the hard way?

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